Holiday Ditty: Try not to be a c*nt, it’s Christmas — Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents

This Fascinating Aïda Christmas song is making the rounds on social media. I share it every time it comes across my feed. Then I thought to myself, self — why not preserve this humor in your pantheon of Winter Holiday blog posts.

It’s essentially Spice Girls meets Henry VIII’s six wives.

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Christmas comes but once a year
And when it comes it brings good cheer
A season of goodwill and fun

And yet while most of us feel festive
Grinches out there just get restive
And spoil it all for everyone

Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice
You’ll find that life is easier with this advice:

Try not to be a cunt, it’s Christmas
It’s only for a day or two
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly
So don’t go looking like you swallowed a bunch of holly

Help with the washing up, and don’t be a slob
Don’t shout at elves, they’re just doing thеir job
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